Distance: Day 62 – 154km’s (my biggest day yet 7hrs 37min saddle time) – Day 63 – 60.8 km’s. Day 64 – Riding around syd – 50km’s
TOTAL KM’s So Far – 3,748 km’s
Avg Spd: 19.9 over three days (my highest yet)
Max Spd – 60.8
Saddle Time: TOTAL SADDLE TIME: 239hrs 33 minutes
Elevation: last three days – 2,400 mtrs
Quote: Believe in yourself….You are AWESOME – You have the power – You can do it
If there’s one thing I have learned from people I have met along this trip so far – the above is true – we can do anything we put our minds to
Song of the Day: Metallica – Astronomy – i’ve always loved this song – it’s a cover from ‘Blue Oyster Cult’ but it’s just a good kickass rock song with a good building melody. I think they made this cover because Cliff Burton (their bassist that died in a bus crash) loved this band a lot.
Album of the Day: Bon Iver – Bon Iver – it’s their second album and one of my favourites
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Hi all,
Well what a hard but great few days this has been. I don’t even know where to start. I could feel myself brewing a little bit the last couple days and I think i’ll place it to a few things……the non stop heat all day erryday, having to change my route and not having much to do along the route I was forced down, some shitty places to sleep and endless hills hahaha. Having said that I wouldn’t change anything – This is an amazing experience but it has been more challenging to stay super kind and patient these last couple days. You get the crooked with the straights with me – it is not all roses and great insta snaps and videos – I feel like you have to know the god and the bad with me or it’s not real.
Coming from Goulburn I wanted to smash it to Wollongong (150km’s) which will be a 12 hour day. That I did do…..I frikkn smashed it. My legs were pumping and my music was on the whole way (listened to some audiobooks as well). Its been so hot and i’m sick of my shirts being wet ALL day and night so I woke up at 3:30 and was gone by 4:30am with no shirt and boy was that refreshing. it was off until about 9am until the first load of sunscreen hahaha. It was a great day of cycling ito the Southern Highlands of NSW which I might say is absolutely beautiful…I only took a few piccies As it was raining and hot but have a look at this…..it is stunning – if anyone comes here I would recommend the Southern Highlands and the small towns that lie within them.

Things I seen along this 150km journey was a nice temple, beautiful ocean coastline and sweeping bends through a beautiful rainforrest like highlands….lovely little hustle bustle towns with farmers markets, great coffee, friendly people and also some busy highways riding in there too….oooh and a big potatoe hahah


What I also saw due to shouldering some extinguished bushfires was some towns that have been half levelled. Now I know how bad it’s been as I have had to keep on top of where they are and read about them and look at road closures etc but it has nothing on actually having to cycle through a town where the fire swept so quickly through that the tops of the trees are green and the bottoms black BUT half the town was levelled and it looked like there was no hope. I reckon for 40km’s I rode through just BLACK. I took my headphones out and just rode in silence feeling pretty overwhelmed to be honest. It’s another thing to actually ride 40k’s through what ripped through a few towns and smashed it through….I have no words.

Moving along. – I was proud and happy to have smashed 150 km’s for the day and arrive at my hostel. I want to break down this hostel experience because it took me two days to recover from it bwahahahaha….
let’s make it some dot points of the scenario here and picture I Just been riding 10 hours in a 12 hour day in total….it was hot as hot for 9 hours and the other 3 hrs bucketed down and I arrived really soaked.
- I called earlier and the lady said there’s plenty of room to store my bike in my room
- pressed doorbell – waited 5 minutes – nothing
- pressed again – door opened – bike doesn’t fit through front door – left in rain as I sign in
- signed in – a book – with a pen haha – $20 deposit for key and cash only for the room because ‘let’s fight back against merchant fees’ hahaha OF COURSE
- I had no cash on me (my fault) so had to go to ATM
- Goes to ATM…..Comes back – gives deposit…..
- Walks upstairs to see room of 4 beds and so tiny there’s no room to even turn around in
- sits on only spare bed and just sighs hahahahaha WTF – there is no room here for my bike at all
- goes up and down two flights of stairs 5 times To lug all wet gear into small room that smells like ASS! Socks and jocks hanging everywhere and shoes that smell all types of amazing (wait till I take my socks off hahaha)
- gets bike, walks around back and locks bike in the rain in a pokey back yard And gets bitten by a thousand mossies
- goes back into room, gets stuff for shower, has shower – nowhere at all to hang everything so it goes on floor and gets wet FFS haha
- goes to put food in fridge – fridge is full and no room
- power goes out
- is starving and want’s to eat
- lights go back on – cockroaches scurry away (not even joking)
- just wants some cutlery
- oh you need a deposit for a ‘cutlery’ set (WTF hahahaha)
- goes up stairs to get money for a god damn ‘cutlery set’
- Obtains said cutlery set and looks at bench and stove and gets put off and annoyed
- Rings bell as noone at counter – gives cutlery set back and obtains money back and asks what happens if I want to check out early and get my $20 back for my room key
- person thinks – and doesn’t know – I ask ‘can I just have my $20 back and leave key somewhere in the morning?’
- request denied hahahaha I had to go to bed before 9 (before front desk closes) and if I needed to go to toilet I had to put a towel in between the door and then I can checkout anytime And hand the keys in then and there
- I breathed LOTS of deep breaths….I was tired, hungry, Previously soaked for hours, frustrated, hot and had enough
- handed key in……went upstairs….ate some cold food out of my bag and Lied down – set my alarm for 3:30 am and said to self ‘i’m outta here man i aint staying here two nights’
- it was so hot – no AC and osquitos were running wild in the room – I could not sleep so I think I got 2 hours and then went EFFF THIS hahahaha – I packed up at 3am (probably woke everyone up) and took off at 4′. To Sydney……..about 70-80 clicks – I knew it would be hilly but also nice riding
So that’s my worst hostel experience….after my longest day hahaha it was hard to keep my cool that night. It was hard to knock another 4-5 hours after a 10 saddle time the day before also – i could feel I wasn’t reset enough and felt ‘impatient all day’. At one point the hills were 18-20% climbing and I screamed out “FARRRRrkkkkkk” hahaha and this lady ran out her house and asked if I was ok LOL…..we had a laugh Together and that actually helped me snap out of it. She offered me food or water which was super duper nice…I said I only had 50km’s to go and she went – that’s SO FAR man LOL……
So I made it to Syd and my initial thoughts of leaving the southern highlands and into the burbs of NSW are this:
- NSW drivers are crazy hahahah they DGAS
- I saw a few ‘fuck cyclists’ stickers hahahahaha that’s a first
- There are cars parked EVERYWHERE
- I’d rather be cycling in poland when a drunk truck driver was overtaking another drunk truck driver heading towards me haha
- I’ve never seen so many angry drivers yelling at each other to hurry up or get out the way or just be in such a rush
- there are no places to actually cycle on the road if you’re within 50km’s of the heart of Syd
- People do not care about cyclists here and I didn’t see many on the road at all except my crazy ass LOL
- Took me a few hours but as I got used to it I made myself like a car and put the headphones on and owned the middle of the lane (as I had my gear off riding around the city) and could keep up with the cars and as I did that – things seemed to gel a lot more as I owned my space. But still……geez this place takes a lot of concentration – as you head deeper into the heart of Syd though theres a few bike lanes but other than that – GET ME OUTTA HERE hahahaha
I spent the next morning having a great day as I got to see a good friend that I met in Launceston and have a good walk in the botanic gardens and also a coffee and lots of good chats…Thanks Jonathon you’re a good bloke mate and I hope we get to catch up in your place of residence when your ideas come to fruition because they will buddy.
I also took a helicopter ride in the heart Sydney (looking at manly, Bondi, the obvious, and lots of cliffs and harbours) and that was amazing – it was my first heli ride and I super enjoyed it.
I rode My bicycle around 50km’s of the city today – for free – no public transport or car To think of how to get somewhere and it’s such a great feeling to get around using my own horsepower it really is. It’s great to be a tourist in my own country from roughing it to absolutely not – As Jonathon coined it rightly so – this is a bipolar kind of experience (with all respect to people who have bi-polar) you know what I mean – tongue in cheek there but it’s a good description. So it’s a type -2 / bipolar kind of experience heheh.






Where’s the dymo labels for bond?? 


Bondi 
Roger that tango over we have a Zulu Foxtrot on our tail can I get clearance for an emergency India Papa please – OVER
Ok all – That’s my shortlied but amazing journey so far – tomorrow is heading to a friends house where I can organise my trip to NZ and i’ve had a few q’s about this race so i’ll give you a quick rundown
- It’s called the Tour Aotearoa
- 3,000km’s of riding in 30 days from the top of the North to the bottom of the South island (I’m imagining about 10hr days approx)
- Some beach riding, MTB hills terrain, some road riding, some dirt road
- All unsupported and must take photos at each checkpoint and send to director
- I need to purchase a MTB and new bike bags but will take some camping gear but I must go super light so I can cover the distance quickly (this will be a challenge for me)
- I won’t be taking my ipad or cooking gear and half the stuff will stay behind
- I won’t be able to blog each day but will maybe piost some video updates when I can but will do a great montage when I get back
- I’ll blog a few more times before the race as I’d love to touch base with you all and let you know how it’s all getting on
- There’s 600ish entrants all in different starting waves over several days
Ok gang – see you all in a few days with an update of the planning for my trip and what the plans are…….i’m pumped to take some time off to get my bike serviced, do some shoping chores, organise my trip and just talk shit and chill to be honest.
any questions please hit me up – happy to reply to anyone who’s vaguely interested…anyone???? **taps foot**. Nobody> looks left looks right……. hahaha
Catchya all
Vanderpants OUT!!


































