Well what a day today was – filled with fun and also trials and tribulations haha.
as I wokle I smashed my breakfast and made a sanga for the road. From Jamestown it was basically downhill to Laura – down down down – which generally means, that’s where the water goes hahaha and that it did – into a creek I couldn’t no go around so in I went up to my knees hahaha. I got stuck at one point as the mud was soooo boggy – but I managed ok – was fun because the sun was out so no cold feet hehe.
After about 15km’s from Jamestown you’ll hit the red dirt where as i’ve said – would be HARD going in the wet. But it was awesome today apart from the above video lol.
It was all secondary dirt roads all the way to laura and such a pretty day – the dirt roads were a relief from the bumpy and slippery roads and you could really take in the awesome day it was and just pedal along.
I was about 3 clicks from Laura for ‘brunch’ when I saw some dust from a car and heard it coming. I was aware that we would both hit the dirt cross junction at the same time and in the back of my head I go ‘I know farmers are looking for caras no bikes so I better just head right over to the left and let him enter the junction first and wait for the ‘eye contact’ and see if he sees me. Well i’m glad I did because he didn’t see me, cut that corner all the way over to my side and was headed straight for me. I had to swerve off the road and I reckon it was within a metre. I saw him look back and he didn’t even stop or wave sorry – bugger hahaha. Sometimes I think farmers are thinking about getting to the next paddock and know their roads so well and would never think a bike is coming so always keep that in mind people.
All good these things happen – just gotta have some wits about you on the steed and pretend you WON’T be seen.
That near miss aside, I made it Laura and was hanging for a coffee and some ice cream – of course – home of Golden North hahah. Unfortunately they don’t do tours of their factory anymore but at least I WAS THERE!


An old man came sat next to me whilst I was enjoying my coffee and we started chatting. He was 96 years old, lived in laura all his life and his father started his own farm in the ‘war days’. This guy was a legend. 96, no glasses, walking great, looking trim AND still driving (pretty good too I might add). We talked for about 15 minutes and I asked him ‘what do I need to do to look like you when I am your age’? His response was ‘well people have told me to stop eating meat for a long time so do that, work hard because everyone is complaining about sore backs who have never put a hard days work in and it will help your back if you stay moving, and eat your vegies plus wish for a little luck’ hahahahah sound advice buddy – he made my day – He also said he hasn’t fallen over in 5 weeks and the doc was pretty stoked about that hahahaha
OK that was Laura……..I had 62 clicks of the trail left to get to Melrose whhhheeeeeeen CLICK goes my spokes and I hear tink tink tink – my bloody spokes have popped – now I knew this bike was not realllly a trailblazer – it was only supposed to get me through the New Zealand ride and that it did and I did think i’ll give it one more crack – but CRACK it did hahahaha – I knew there was a mountain bike shop in melrose so I had to weigh up my options…..ride 40 clicks on the tarmac to mawson or that’s it….I called ‘Over the Edge’ bike shop in melrose and they don’t sell wheels buuuuuuuuut the mechanic said his mate just sold him some wheels and he will pop home at lunch and get them and see if they fit………..I was limping and didn’t know even if I was going to make it


so as I said – she was limpinmg hahaha and I tried hard not to hevey pedal it and cause any unwanted pressure. I was ‘crystal pedalling’ it. aaaaaaaaan I MADE IT – that was step one…..step two was does the wheel fit……..YES IT DOES woohoooo – it’s only a basic rim but I think she will do. he said I only just put a new rotor on it too – $60 and it’s yours – SOLD i said and right then and there he fitted it for me whilst I had a coffee, florentine AND a croissant hahaha. how good is that. Only thing is, it’s a schrader valve meaning a car tyre valve to pump it up so that means no tubeless. So I am running tubeless on the front and tubed on the rear now hahaha so after a bit of shoping (new feed bag, better lube as the road is drying my lube out too quick (that’s what she said), and a new top tube feed bag and I was all set. Within the hour I was fed and fixed.


so – here we are – 85k’s today and all easy hahaha…….i’m debating if I go tomorrow or wait two days for the rain to pass…..I’ll think on that over another coffee. Whilst I was ‘crystal pedalling’ it, i did manage to snap what I call ‘an album cover’ type of pic – if this was to go on an album cover I would call it – ‘Along the Red Devil’ – eat your heart out Ken Duncan





side note: How many swoopy boyz (maggies) want to swoop me hahaha I keep trying to film one but after i come back to get swooped again I think they have enough hahahah
Ok – stay tuned for tomorrows every changing adventure – see what’s on the menu
VANDERPANTS OUT!!




















































